Yes, David Wright is Wright Handed.

Well look it’s simple. Of course he’s right handed. It’s in his name. It’s in his blood. That and he is also always correct. So when manager Terry Collins decided to pull him from the game to avoid retaliation over the terrible choice Nacho Fries they shared over dinner the previous evening, you could bet your ass Mr. Wright was going to be upset. They couldn’t decide on toppings as Terry is deathly afraid of jalapenos and Wright devours them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The dispute carried over to the game and, well, things got heated.

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Yes, Mariano Rivera is right handed.

In an unfortunate turn of events, Yankees star relief pitcher Mariano Rivera injured his knee Thursday. He was chasing down fly balls during practice like he has been for the past 20 years with his pet golden retriever Sparky by his side. The routine, known as “shagging” because Sparky would try and hump the players legs after they ran the balls down, is a very popular tradition for the pitcher. Rivera, now 42, is still in peak physical condition but Sparky is beginning to show his age. While shagging a long fly ball down, Rivera tripped over the lagging canine and collapsed on the field, wincing in pain.

His teammates rushed to his side and had to forcefully remove the dog from humping Rivera’s injured leg and causing more damage. Sparky seemed unapologetic, as did Rivera.

“If it’s going to happen like that, at least let it happen doing what Sparky and I love,” Rivera said. “And shagging, we love to do. If we had to do it over again, we would do it again. No hesitation. Right boy?”

Sparky was unavailable for comment.

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